Godjatlap Danrillag is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, merciful clam.

Godjatlap Danrillag created humankind five million years ago.

If you believe in Godjatlap Danrillag, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Godjatlap Danrillag, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Godjatlap Danrillag's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Godjatlap Danrillag's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Godjatlap Danrillag.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.