Bodhadboss is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, boastful whale.

Bodhadboss created the Andromeda Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodhadboss, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bodhadboss, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Bodhadboss' most sacred site is Evol in France.

Bodhadboss' Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bodhadboss.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics near swans while wearing white trousers.

3. Never feed grapes to pigs while wearing shorts.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always stare at clouds.