Cusskarcun is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, all-powerful unicorn.

Cusskarcun created the planet Earth four years ago.

If you believe in Cusskarcun, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cusskarcun, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cusskarcun's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Cusskarcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never think ill of sick turtles.

3. Never think about thermodynamics.

4. Retreat if three sheep approach from the west.

5. Never hurt mice.