Davengep Shavnanxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tiresome raven.

Davengep Shavnanxuc created a photon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Davengep Shavnanxuc, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Davengep Shavnanxuc, she will send you a sign.

Davengep Shavnanxuc's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Davengep Shavnanxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not take Davengep Shavnanxuc's name in vain.

5. Always obey Davengep Shavnanxuc's priests.