Boncunvid is a god.

It takes the form of a small, annoying skunk.

Boncunvid created the Virgo Supercluster eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Boncunvid, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Boncunvid, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Boncunvid's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Boncunvid's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Boncunvid.

2. Never feed grapes to great tits while wearing gray ear rings.

3. Never wear jumpers.

4. Always wear black.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Boncunvid.