Baflabfob is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, thoughtless frog.

Baflabfob created the cosmos eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Baflabfob, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Baflabfob, it will turn you into a dog.

Baflabfob's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Baflabfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not wear cyan clothing.