Nellgunsin is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, duplicitous goose.

Nellgunsin created an up quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellgunsin, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nellgunsin, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Nellgunsin's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Nellgunsin's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near tapirs.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.