Begbigdin is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, clever crow.

Begbigdin created an up quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Begbigdin, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Begbigdin, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Begbigdin's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Begbigdin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear magenta clothing.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never eat green fruit.