Weecusswat is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, awesome dugong.

Weecusswat created oxygen seven million years ago.

If you believe in Weecusswat, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Weecusswat, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Weecusswat's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Weecusswat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick pigs.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not take Weecusswat's name in vain.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not hurt grasshopers.