Cusshontar is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, selfish octopus.

Cusshontar created a charm quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cusshontar, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cusshontar, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Cusshontar's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Cusshontar's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four mites approach from the east.

2. Run away if nine shrews approach from the west.

3. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Retreat if three grasshopers approach from the south.