Barnflapfen is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, pitiless finch.

Barnflapfen created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Barnflapfen, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Barnflapfen, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Barnflapfen's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Barnflapfen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Do not take Barnflapfen's name in vain.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.