Manflagmig is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, boastful turtle.

Manflagmig created light two years ago.

If you believe in Manflagmig, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Manflagmig, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Manflagmig's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Manflagmig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

2. Never talk about monkeys.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always treat mice with great respect.