Babhubquim is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, moody horse.

Babhubquim created the Virgo Supercluster nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Babhubquim, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Babhubquim, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Babhubquim's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Babhubquim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Always obey Babhubquim's priests.

4. Never think about bacteria.

5. Always treat dolphins with great respect.