Sawcussyart is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, all-powerful tortoise.

Sawcussyart created matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sawcussyart, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sawcussyart, he will have a low opinion of you.

Sawcussyart's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Sawcussyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not kill moths.

3. Never think about quantum gravity near grasshopers while wearing white trousers and balancing five titanium spheres on your head.

4. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.