Libgepfun is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, dishonourable dingo.

Libgepfun created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libgepfun, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Libgepfun, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Libgepfun's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Libgepfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in holy places.

2. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

3. Never talk about optics.

4. Do not take Libgepfun's name in vain.

5. Never eat lemons.