Fentifdut is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, self-confident pig.

Fentifdut created the Sombrero Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fentifdut, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fentifdut, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Fentifdut's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Fentifdut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not speak about lentils.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Run away from black goats, for they are unholy.

5. You must pray to Fentifdut seven times a day.