Ranmegtail is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, vain crow.

Ranmegtail created water three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ranmegtail, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ranmegtail, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Ranmegtail's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Ranmegtail's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

2. Feed all hungry capybaras.

3. Do not kill ducks.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Fast once a month.