Gudlarpab is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, compassionate fairy.

Gudlarpab created the Andromeda Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gudlarpab, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gudlarpab, he will turn you into a mouse.

Gudlarpab's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Gudlarpab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt snails.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Never feed pineapples to manatees while wearing mauve coats.

4. Gudlarpab loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

5. Always help mice in need.