Quartmifven is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, wise ferret.

Quartmifven created silver six million years ago.

If you believe in Quartmifven, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Quartmifven, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Quartmifven's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Quartmifven's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quartmifven.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics near turtles while wearing orange hats.

4. Never go into violet rooms.

5. Never talk about moons.