Weghampang Dodsaftab is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, proud chinchilla.

Weghampang Dodsaftab created a strange quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weghampang Dodsaftab, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Weghampang Dodsaftab, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Weghampang Dodsaftab's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Weghampang Dodsaftab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never go into purple rooms.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Never wear hats.

5. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.