Nardubrat is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, ill-tempered fish.

Nardubrat created the Andromeda Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nardubrat, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nardubrat, she will be mildly annoyed.

Nardubrat's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Nardubrat's Holy Commandments

1. Nardubrat loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

2. Always wear yellow.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Feed all hungry gulls.

5. Do not commit murder.