Hommotdubhudfobhonwit is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, cheerful wren.

Hommotdubhudfobhonwit created the universe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hommotdubhudfobhonwit, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hommotdubhudfobhonwit, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Hommotdubhudfobhonwit's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Hommotdubhudfobhonwit's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shirts.

2. Hide from yellow foxes for they are unholy.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hommotdubhudfobhonwit.

5. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Hommotdubhudfobhonwit in the centre of the settlement.