Hittadfet is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, pitiless snail.

Hittadfet created dark matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hittadfet, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hittadfet, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Hittadfet's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Hittadfet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gray clothing.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.