Yoktenkim is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, staggering cat.

Yoktenkim created a Higgs boson twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yoktenkim, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yoktenkim, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Yoktenkim's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Yoktenkim's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry gulls.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

3. Always wear green.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Always obey Yoktenkim's priests.