Tafgunomt is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, humane giraffe.

Tafgunomt created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tafgunomt, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tafgunomt, it will manifest in front of you.

Tafgunomt's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Tafgunomt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not wear black clothing.

3. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

4. Never mention turtles.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.