Barnbugxuc is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, loving fish.

Barnbugxuc created a down quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Barnbugxuc, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Barnbugxuc, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Barnbugxuc's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Barnbugxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Always help otters.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Never feed peas to badgers while wearing coats.

4. Never think about dark matter near sheep while wearing violet skirts and balancing eight lead spheres on your legs.

5. Retreat if four snakes approach from the north.