Zigsitwap is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, ill-tempered centipede.

Zigsitwap created the cosmos three million years ago.

If you believe in Zigsitwap, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Zigsitwap, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Zigsitwap's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Zigsitwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Never hop in the presence of geese.

5. Pray towards the west.