Farnflaglak is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, selfish centaur.

Farnflaglak created the Small Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnflaglak, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Farnflaglak, she will boil you in a big pot.

Farnflaglak's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Farnflaglak's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Farnflaglak.

2. Never talk about dark matter near birds while wearing cyan shorts.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.