Litbimwap is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, resourceful weasel.

Litbimwap created the planet Jupiter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Litbimwap, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Litbimwap, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Litbimwap's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Litbimwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Put Litbimwap first in all things.

5. Never talk about chlorophyll.