Nulnuttbop is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, cheerful unicorn.

Nulnuttbop created the Sun twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nulnuttbop, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nulnuttbop, he will try to impress you with trees.

Nulnuttbop's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Nulnuttbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Nulnuttbop.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force near snakes while wearing blue shorts and balancing six gold spheres on your legs.

4. Never feed peanuts to dogs while wearing stockings.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.