Rildinyim Ladpodbug is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, kind wolf.

Rildinyim Ladpodbug created Africa eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rildinyim Ladpodbug, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Rildinyim Ladpodbug, it will send you a sign.

Rildinyim Ladpodbug's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Rildinyim Ladpodbug's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured hamsters.

2. Run away if three dogs approach from the west.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. You must never eat spinach.

5. Fast once a month.