Flowgeblag is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, awesome centaur.

Flowgeblag created a down quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowgeblag, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Flowgeblag, it will think nothing of it.

Flowgeblag's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Flowgeblag's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed grapes to porpoises while wearing skirts.

2. Never feed wheat to aardvarks while wearing violet coats.

3. Never eat gooseberries.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flowgeblag.

5. Do not chop down trees.