Natxemtan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, intelligent jellyfish.

Natxemtan created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Natxemtan, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Natxemtan, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Natxemtan's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Natxemtan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

5. Retreat if nine snakes approach from the north.