Dapbaprakfob is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, weak snake.

Dapbaprakfob created the Sombrero Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dapbaprakfob, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dapbaprakfob, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Dapbaprakfob's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Dapbaprakfob's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick snails.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Put Dapbaprakfob first in all things.

5. Never wear pink shorts.