Ranbemsat Bodfarnnill is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, strong centaur.

Ranbemsat Bodfarnnill created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ranbemsat Bodfarnnill, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ranbemsat Bodfarnnill, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Ranbemsat Bodfarnnill's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Ranbemsat Bodfarnnill's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine birds approach from the north.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. You must never eat carrots.