Henvilpakren is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, proud jackal.

Henvilpakren created matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Henvilpakren, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Henvilpakren, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Henvilpakren's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Henvilpakren's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

4. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

5. Never talk about fire.