Artlag Davyarlsas Hivfunjinzogbassfossnut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, self-confident shrew.

Artlag Davyarlsas Hivfunjinzogbassfossnut created the Virgo Supercluster three million years ago.

If you believe in Artlag Davyarlsas Hivfunjinzogbassfossnut, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Artlag Davyarlsas Hivfunjinzogbassfossnut, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Artlag Davyarlsas Hivfunjinzogbassfossnut's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Artlag Davyarlsas Hivfunjinzogbassfossnut's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry birds.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always take life seriously.