Cissabdam Hasladhivkopquill is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, effective dragon.

Cissabdam Hasladhivkopquill created Europe two million years ago.

If you believe in Cissabdam Hasladhivkopquill, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cissabdam Hasladhivkopquill, he will refuse to believe in you.

Cissabdam Hasladhivkopquill's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Cissabdam Hasladhivkopquill's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Cissabdam Hasladhivkopquill loves foxes, so they must be respected.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never paint your back violet.

5. Never sing near swans.