Tendidhaprapnurbutgeb is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, flying camel.

Tendidhaprapnurbutgeb created bats four million years ago.

If you believe in Tendidhaprapnurbutgeb, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tendidhaprapnurbutgeb, she will remove you from existence.

Tendidhaprapnurbutgeb's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Tendidhaprapnurbutgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick moths.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Run away from white capybaras, for they are unholy.

4. Never go into purple rooms.

5. Never think about thermodynamics near cats while wearing gray tights and balancing three aluminium spheres on your arms.