Fasfudkon is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, self-confident chicken.

Fasfudkon created Africa nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fasfudkon, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fasfudkon, he will think nothing of it.

Fasfudkon's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Fasfudkon's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fasfudkon.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never think about solid mechanics.

4. You must love Fasfudkon.

5. Never think about optics near rats while wearing brown rings and balancing three titanium spheres on your chest.