Yamkadfut is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, capable frog.

Yamkadfut created oxygen six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yamkadfut, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yamkadfut, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Yamkadfut's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Yamkadfut's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Yamkadfut on top of all buildings.

2. Do not speak about parsnips.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always pray immersed in water.