Ziggudsiglapfarnbutdap Somtimbesslop is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, benevolent zebra.

Ziggudsiglapfarnbutdap Somtimbesslop created the Sol system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ziggudsiglapfarnbutdap Somtimbesslop, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ziggudsiglapfarnbutdap Somtimbesslop, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Ziggudsiglapfarnbutdap Somtimbesslop's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Ziggudsiglapfarnbutdap Somtimbesslop's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never eat carrots.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.