Zoggessmid Bingedlit Mapkadwon is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, kind hummingbird.

Zoggessmid Bingedlit Mapkadwon created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zoggessmid Bingedlit Mapkadwon, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Zoggessmid Bingedlit Mapkadwon, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Zoggessmid Bingedlit Mapkadwon's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Zoggessmid Bingedlit Mapkadwon's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Zoggessmid Bingedlit Mapkadwon in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not eat rice.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Never hop near monkeys.