Miskaptam is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, passionate wolf.

Miskaptam created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miskaptam, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Miskaptam, it will not invite you to parties.

Miskaptam's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Miskaptam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Miskaptam's name in vain.

2. Dogs are not to be trusted.

3. Do not wear purple clothing.

4. Put Miskaptam first in all things.

5. Never think about bacteria.