Gedrowon is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, awe-inspiring lizard.

Gedrowon created the planet Jupiter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gedrowon, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gedrowon, it will torture you forever.

Gedrowon's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Gedrowon's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Erect eight titanium sculptures of Gedrowon on top of important buildings.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.