Titbannull is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, grumpy goblin.

Titbannull created the world seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Titbannull, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Titbannull, he will have a low opinion of you.

Titbannull's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Titbannull's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in the presence of mites.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics near manatees while wearing red hats and balancing nine silver spheres on your chest.

3. Always obey Titbannull's priests.

4. Titbannull must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.