Minortjablarnjighugflabvab is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, impressive mole.

Minortjablarnjighugflabvab created the Sun twelve years ago.

If you believe in Minortjablarnjighugflabvab, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Minortjablarnjighugflabvab, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Minortjablarnjighugflabvab's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Minortjablarnjighugflabvab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dogs.

2. Minortjablarnjighugflabvab loves manatees, so they must be respected.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not eat aubergines.

5. Retreat if five whales approach from the west.