Zogtaillig is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, thoughtless capybara.

Zogtaillig created a charm quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Zogtaillig, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zogtaillig, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Zogtaillig's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Zogtaillig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not chant in public.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Always take life seriously.