Stragveenlop is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, proud naga.

Stragveenlop created life four billion years ago.

If you believe in Stragveenlop, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Stragveenlop, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Stragveenlop's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Stragveenlop's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

3. Do not dye your hair white.

4. Retreat if eight otters approach from the east.

5. Never think about gravity.