Gebtigflagsan Dimcebbod is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, sapient clam.

Gebtigflagsan Dimcebbod created the planet Venus nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gebtigflagsan Dimcebbod, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gebtigflagsan Dimcebbod, he will throw large rocks at you.

Gebtigflagsan Dimcebbod's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Gebtigflagsan Dimcebbod's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never wear stockings.

5. Never look at moons.